[0:01:02] bits Jane_Inferno: KermiePls 

[0:01:30] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: god I miss videostores 

[0:01:31] premium ThunderBiome: What was that last song? I really liked it 

[0:01:36] subscriber Ausk: oh fuck lmao 

[0:01:37] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mJiiR0d8l-k 

[0:01:41] vip Snudl: WeirdDoc

[0:01:53] VRJosh: tuvokLUL

[0:01:55] subscriber Ausk: oof 

[0:02:05] vip subscriber moonshaped: She has 80's mom hair 

[0:02:09] ImAlterEgo: nofH

[0:02:21] subscriber Ausk: oh survival huh? really blockbuster? 

[0:02:28] VRJosh: Oh god, this strikes me as the kind of thing new employees had to watch at orientation 

[0:02:44] VRJosh: oh it is LUL

[0:02:46] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: boy I cant wait to start my new job at Blockbuster 

[0:03:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i still had EQ on from the video the other night 

[0:03:09] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: oh that was weird 

[0:03:09] ImAlterEgo: wetABE

[0:03:19] VRJosh: but no extra pay :)

[0:03:30] DerivativeDee: a sense of pride and accomplishment 

[0:03:31] vip subscriber moonshaped: You know, all the retail jobs I worked over the years when I was younger, I don't think a single one had training videos 

[0:04:06] subscriber Ausk: our safety stuff had some clips as part of orientation 

[0:04:18] vip subscriber moonshaped: To be fair that was a stupid question 

[0:04:27] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i haven't watched any of these yet btw 

[0:04:42] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: Fuck I dont have my workbook 

[0:04:51] DerivativeDee: a sequence of perfectly reasonable conversations so far 

[0:04:54] subscriber Ausk: you're fired Scully 

[0:05:02] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: aww geez 

[0:05:08] ivanlyy: 8too busy gaming 

[0:05:10] VRJosh: He's trying to level up in EQ leave him alone! 

[0:05:22] Palantirii: tuvokLUL

[0:05:23] ImAlterEgo: he was playing Kong wetSKRONK

[0:05:26] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL

[0:05:29] DerivativeDee: damnnn LUL

[0:05:30] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[0:05:32] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: LUL

[0:05:50] subscriber Ausk: that's a bit from something 

[0:05:54] vip subscriber moonshaped: SPhynx you're not stopping the video so we can answer our questions 

[0:06:06] ivanlyy: ive had multiple jobs that had active shooter training videos 

[0:06:12] Palantirii: jesus 

[0:06:28] vip subscriber moonshaped: I take it those were recent jobs... 

[0:06:40] ivanlyy: within the last 6 years yeah 

[0:06:51] premium stevey_says: Can someone be an inactive shooter? 

[0:07:13] VRJosh: LUL I remember my last job, the first training video was about 15 minutes long and was focused entirely on telling us how evil unions are 

[0:07:17] DerivativeDee: shoot someone then just start drinking a beer 

[0:07:22] CrunchyMarrow: her hair LUL

[0:07:25] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: oh god there was a workbook involved LUL

[0:07:29] CrunchyMarrow: looks like she's balding 

[0:07:39] subscriber Ausk: oh lol we had an anti union thing at my grocery store job too lol 

[0:07:52] VRJosh: Made it super obvious what the company was afraid of 

[0:08:02] Palantirii: lmao 

[0:08:09] Palantirii: my grocery job was unionized 

[0:08:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: estoy loopin 

[0:08:27] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: uh 

[0:08:42] vip Snudl: US labor laws are vineWack 

[0:08:45] bits Jane_Inferno: Thonk

[0:09:33] ivanlyy: yeah i worked at walmart for one summer and they were very anti union 

[0:09:39] ivanlyy: also they were dicks 

[0:10:05] Palantirii: "My boyfriend only watches 'Death to Smoochy' on repeat. I can't get him to watch anything else" 

[0:10:21] subscriber Ausk: I probably would have crushed a lot less bags of chips on purpose if that job was unionized lol 

[0:10:40] premium stevey_says: @Palantirii thing is he sits facing away from the TV rocking back and forth... 

[0:11:09] Palantirii: detroit: become smoochy 

[0:12:27] Palantirii: tarantino, eh? 

[0:12:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: What 

[0:12:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: how fucking big is this store 

[0:12:39] Palantirii: 🦶 

[0:12:41] bits Jane_Inferno: endless 

[0:12:46] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: its massive, hagrid 

[0:12:47] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: blockbusters werent even that big 

[0:12:50] bits Jane_Inferno: you can never escape 

[0:12:55] Palantirii: blockbuster backrooms 

[0:12:57] ivanlyy: my town never had a blockbuster 

[0:13:03] ivanlyy: no pokemon snap kiosk for me 

[0:13:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: so i got super lucky 

[0:13:05] subscriber Ausk: sometimes it was just a matter of finding where the right section was 

[0:13:09] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: and there was a cleric here 

[0:13:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: except of course the opinions dont matter vineJape

[0:13:18] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i paid them 400p and they gave me 2 96% rezes 

[0:13:21] subscriber Ausk: ours had like a weird ramped off section 

[0:13:24] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: so its like i didn't lose any xp 

[0:13:27] bits Jane_Inferno: that's the reason blockbuster got shut down- people kept getting lost 

[0:13:27] subscriber Ausk: pog 

[0:13:27] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: almost 

[0:13:36] DerivativeDee: nice 

[0:13:36] Palantirii: kids these days are all about the endless ikea. back in my day it was all about the endless blockbuster 

[0:13:45] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: people still roam their endless halls to this day 

[0:13:49] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: ronin is a good movie 

[0:14:12] subscriber Ausk: weird that I can like perfectly remember the layout of the blockbuster we used to go to lol 

[0:14:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: that seems like such a waste of employees time 

[0:14:22] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: hello 

[0:14:24] bits Jane_Inferno: extra sale tho 

[0:14:26] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: ... 

[0:14:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: :)

[0:14:28] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[0:14:34] Palantirii: this is the cashier interaction i crave 

[0:14:36] vip rivrcom: sphynx streams made me a professional customer service employee 

[0:14:37] bits-charity Korokun: That's the retail experience I want 

[0:14:43] bits-charity Korokun: Who needs small talk 

[0:14:44] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: lul I want that cashier 

[0:14:45] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: tch 

[0:14:47] Palantirii: please do not look at me, please do not speak to me. i have nothing intereting to say 

[0:14:58] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: bring back the other cashier 

[0:15:14] premium QuickSickness: KermiePls 

[0:15:15] subscriber Ausk: oh my god 

[0:15:16] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they want their employees to know everyones name? 

[0:15:19] vip rivrcom: wait we have real scully here 

[0:15:21] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: customer champion DisgustDoc

[0:15:25] Palantirii: i barely know my own name 

[0:15:31] DerivativeDee: i want to live in this video's bad time line 

[0:15:34] ivanlyy: customer service artist 

[0:15:47] subscriber Ausk: if someone chained a rewards program onto me off another customer then I'd dissolve 

[0:15:51] premium stevey_says: I hope one way to become a champion is beat them in the ring 

[0:16:05] Palantirii: next you're going to want me to be a customer service paladin 

[0:16:13] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: What did he do wrong 

[0:16:16] subscriber Ausk: they strap VHS tapes to their fists 

[0:16:16] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: they didnt have the movie 

[0:16:19] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: customer service god 

[0:16:21] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: was he suppose to go get one 

[0:16:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: from a different store 

[0:16:27] subscriber Ausk: recommend a similar movie probably 

[0:16:30] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: HE SHOULD HAVE GONE AND BOUGHT IT WITH HIS OWN PAYCHECK 

[0:16:35] vip rivrcom: he needed to sell her other crap and waste her time ofc 

[0:16:39] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: We have star wars 

[0:16:40] Palantirii: ??? let me pull it out of my ass then?? 

[0:16:42] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: what is this accent 

[0:16:44] DerivativeDee: should have recreated the film himself and gave her the reel 

[0:16:50] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL dumb 

[0:16:51] ivanlyy: just give her any movie, if they havent seen it how would they know 

[0:17:07] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: heres a movie youre not looking fore :)

[0:17:09] Palantirii: or you wanna WAAAit 

[0:17:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: man theres nothing I love more 

[0:17:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: then waiting ina crusty blockbuster 

[0:17:29] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LMAO 

[0:17:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: WHAT

[0:17:33] vip rivrcom: LUL

[0:17:35] Palantirii: LMFAO 

[0:17:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: HOW DID YOU FORGET 

[0:17:36] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: good luck 

[0:17:38] premium stevey_says: lol 

[0:17:38] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: LUL

[0:17:42] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: well that sucks, wish i could help LUL

[0:17:44] Palantirii: good luck! :)

[0:17:45] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: k bye 

[0:17:49] subscriber Ausk: ADHD mood 

[0:17:51] steveracecar: uhhh how bout this rom com 

[0:17:55] ivanlyy: ji jeff 

[0:17:57] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: name jeff 

[0:17:59] Palantirii: sphynx do you have the link for this? 

[0:18:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lemme see 

[0:18:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: .... 

[0:18:22] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: oh i like you've got mail 

[0:18:38] Palantirii: "i can't remember the movie or the actress" ok then good luck buddy 

[0:18:51] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: https://archive.org/details/BBV.Customer.Service.VHSCap-CG 

[0:18:55] DerivativeDee: so you go to a video store looking for a movie you know nothing about 

[0:18:59] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so did they expect their blockbuster dudes to know like 

[0:19:00] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: EVERY movie 

[0:19:03] Palantirii: that's like walking into a library and being like "i cant remember the name of this book but the cover is blue" 

[0:19:04] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: yes 

[0:19:08] subscriber Ausk: that's just how it used to be 

[0:19:11] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: you must know every film ever made 

[0:19:19] Palantirii: thanks sphynx 

[0:19:29] vip rivrcom: this is a pretty good greenscreen for a training vhs 

[0:19:33] ivanlyy: ecspecially the backroom films 

[0:19:40] Palantirii: i'm going to try cutting this up and running it through the ytp maker for possible sunday content 

[0:19:54] Soviet_Nuke: how to build customer loyalty - toss the customers salad every time 

[0:19:57] subscriber Ausk: fun idea 

[0:20:00] vip Snudl: Level up your recovery 

[0:20:06] vip rivrcom: @Palantirii blacke44BeBless

[0:20:14] premium QuickSickness: Recovery 100 

[0:20:21] ivanlyy: my video store people were pretty nice 

[0:20:24] premium QuickSickness: wholesome customer satisfaction moment 

[0:20:35] Palantirii: "i can't find this movie" "good luck" *reverb fart* 

[0:21:19] vip Snudl: LUL

[0:21:25] subscriber Ausk: engage the customer in battle 

[0:21:30] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: keep in mind denny 

[0:21:40] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: monkaS

[0:21:42] bits Jane_Inferno: monkaS

[0:21:44] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: what 

[0:21:46] vip Snudl: In combat WorfPls

[0:21:49] steveracecar: fire torpedos and disable the customers shield array 

[0:21:54] premium QuickSickness: is it possible to make an employee training video that doesn't feel like indoctrination? 

[0:22:06] ivanlyy: blockbuster bouncers 

[0:22:07] subscriber Ausk: the csr succesful parries the knife, landing a lethal strike on the customers jugular 

[0:22:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I to get into racial and political arguments in fucking blockbuster 

[0:22:16] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: doesnt everyone 

[0:22:22] premium QuickSickness: I didn't like that movie. Therefore, all movies are bad. 

[0:22:31] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: well that's fuckin lame 

[0:22:36] Soviet_Nuke: why else would you come to blockbuster 

[0:22:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: lady 

[0:22:45] premium QuickSickness: Oblivion NPC dialogue 

[0:22:45] bits-charity Korokun: I didn't like the choice I made, I blame this store 

[0:22:46] subscriber Ausk: "oh, fuck you" 

[0:22:47] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you bought a PG-13 movie 

[0:22:47] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL wack 

[0:22:51] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: why do you sound like a drone!? 

[0:22:52] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: thank god there were no slurs hurled in that exchange 

[0:22:59] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: people caring about cussing is as 90s as it gets 

[0:22:59] ivanlyy: 'shit really/" 

[0:23:05] Palantirii: "i took my 6-year-old to see deadpool and now he won't stop saying 'fuck'" 

[0:23:07] vip subscriber moonshaped: well we have Disney movies you fucking prude 

[0:23:17] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: sorry we're gonna have to call the police over this 

[0:23:18] Soviet_Nuke: IMPOSSIBLE 

[0:23:24] bits Jane_Inferno: why did that "language" exchange sound exactly like the one in Misery 

[0:23:37] subscriber Ausk: cockadoodie 

[0:23:45] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: yes im the video police and you owe me three fiddy 

[0:23:45] DerivativeDee: i take pride and honor in returning my movies 

[0:23:46] Palantirii: ma'am this is a business 

[0:23:47] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: okay Keren 

[0:23:49] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: karen pls 

[0:23:52] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: Karen, chill 

[0:23:53] ivanlyy: Baby Geniuses 2 did not live up to expectations, i'd like my money back 

[0:24:02] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: okay bye bitch 

[0:24:13] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: MorshuPls

[0:24:37] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: that werd due 

[0:24:42] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lmao she totally kept american pie 

[0:24:47] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: "extended viewing fees" 

[0:24:50] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: fuck off lol 

[0:24:51] Soviet_Nuke: blade tho 

[0:24:56] DerivativeDee: someone should make a costumer training video where they teach you not to be such a dick 

[0:24:59] bits Jane_Inferno: socpensAwake

[0:25:28] Palantirii: "i don't remember the day, but they were back on time" 

[0:25:28] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: why do all the people who work at blockbuster speak weird 

[0:25:30] premium QuickSickness: lmao that smile

[0:25:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: imagine renting movie 

[0:25:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: s 

[0:25:45] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: i am programmed to help you rent videos bleep 

[0:25:58] subscriber Ausk: they probably just put out a casting call to any actor they could find 

[0:25:59] Palantirii: bruh my manager would take me into the back and scream at me if i ever credited a customer $.50, let alone $3 

[0:26:04] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: also whats up with her jacket 

[0:26:05] premium QuickSickness: Why didn't that lady just use Netflix? you can stream everything on demand 

[0:26:29] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[0:26:31] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: cruise... fan 

[0:26:37] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: LUL

[0:26:38] Palantirii: cruise....fan 

[0:26:40] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: Tom Cruise... Fan? 

[0:26:43] bits Jane_Inferno: *RING* 

[0:26:43] FunfettiPhantom: hey, first stream here, just wanted to say that after seeing 10 minutes of this it is good that blockbuster is dead actually. 

[0:26:43] Soviet_Nuke: off 

[0:26:44] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: these videos remind me of the guy in those oblivion videos 

[0:26:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ring ring 

[0:26:51] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: oh i'm sorry 

[0:26:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: oh shit im sorry 

[0:26:59] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: answer the fucking phone dingbat 

[0:27:06] premium QuickSickness: sorry for what 

[0:27:24] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: fastest fucking phone cal 

[0:27:29] vip subscriber moonshaped: Why did they call lol 

[0:27:33] premium QuickSickness: Discerning Tom Cruise fan 

[0:27:35] Palantirii: to say hello :)

[0:27:36] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: what even was that phone call 

[0:27:42] steveracecar: "hi" 

[0:27:45] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: hello bye 

[0:27:49] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[0:27:52] Palantirii: LUL

[0:27:52] bits Jane_Inferno: LUL

[0:27:54] DerivativeDee: LUL i love that guy 

[0:27:54] vip subscriber moonshaped: Yeah..."hi" okay bye 

[0:27:55] vip rivrcom: LUL

[0:27:58] FunfettiPhantom: LUL

[0:27:58] Palantirii: "my wife left me" 

[0:28:00] ivanlyy: classic jeff 

[0:28:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: oh right thats my job duh

[0:28:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow thanks jack ass 

[0:28:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: why werent you on the register to begin with 

[0:28:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: why did you need to ask someone in line 

[0:28:42] Soviet_Nuke: customer diversity is kinda lacking 

[0:28:49] bits-charity Korokun: Too busy hounding the aisles looking for someone to sell a movie to 

[0:29:21] premium QuickSickness: Maintain maximal productivity, customer service unit. 

[0:29:24] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: Slow times are an opportunity to watch some weird movies you mean 

[0:29:41] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: IMPOSSIBLE 

[0:29:42] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: efficiancy 

[0:29:51] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: efficiency* 

[0:29:56] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: what are you the video police? 

[0:30:06] subscriber Ausk: did she say simbon 

[0:30:07] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this 

[0:30:10] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: this ladys talking reminds me of that gummy rat video 

[0:30:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: fucking dudes stance 

[0:30:11] Soviet_Nuke: maximum khaki efficiency 

[0:30:13] bits Jane_Inferno: love the format 4Head

[0:30:15] premium QuickSickness: oh god I'm so old 

[0:30:15] vip rivrcom: how to survive a boomercalypse tapes 

[0:30:16] vip Snudl: No, I'm a Teledildonic 

[0:30:22] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: the disc are just so S h i n y 💿 

[0:30:30] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Why ishe like standing around like a Gorilla 

[0:30:34] FunfettiPhantom: jelli belli gummi candi 

[0:30:36] vip subscriber moonshaped: Oh my god just let me rent my movie and leave me alone 

[0:30:46] subscriber Ausk: this guy is an alien 

[0:30:54] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: continued success of blockbuster vineJape

[0:30:54] subscriber Ausk: posing as human 

[0:30:57] DerivativeDee: LUL continued 

[0:30:59] premium QuickSickness: atpCap

[0:31:02] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: this is why blockbuster failed then 

[0:31:08] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: oh i guess those were texas accents... 

[0:31:10] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: it wasnt becuase of vod 

[0:31:14] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: oh bloopers 

[0:31:17] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: neat 

[0:31:21] Soviet_Nuke: oh no 

[0:31:22] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: HYUCK 

[0:31:24] subscriber Ausk: common misconception, it's cause people wouldn't stop eating the dvds 

[0:31:25] bits-charity Korokun: Yeah some of them sounded southern 

[0:31:30] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: oh... fun monkaS

[0:31:38] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: docDis

[0:31:39] bits Jane_Inferno: dudududu 

[0:31:42] Palantirii: why does blockbuster need bloopers 

[0:31:44] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: how hilarious 

[0:31:45] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: take 1455 

[0:31:48] DerivativeDee: these somehow make them seem even less human 

[0:31:48] premium Zargantex: vineConfuse

[0:31:48] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Professional Actress 

[0:31:56] premium QuickSickness: monkaS

[0:31:56] Soviet_Nuke: vineRiker

[0:31:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: monkaS

[0:32:02] bits Jane_Inferno: REAL VOICE REVEALED 

[0:32:03] vip rivrcom: this is how to get fired part of tape 

[0:32:06] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: nothing about the early 00s was natural LUL

[0:32:09] vip subscriber moonshaped: I hate her 

[0:32:10] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: "my soul is leaving my body" 

[0:32:16] Palantirii: "tell the customer off" 

[0:32:17] bits Jane_Inferno: 4Head

[0:32:25] premium QuickSickness: ??? 

[0:32:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: she looks like a young Hillary Clinton 

[0:32:29] premium Zargantex: 4Head

[0:32:29] SpecialAgentDanaScullyFBI: WHAT

[0:32:29] Soviet_Nuke: WutFace

[0:32:35] FunfettiPhantom: nice 

[0:32:36] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: uhh no 

[0:32:41] Palantirii: blockbuster truth 

[0:32:54] glhf-pledge muteberry: i was in a commercial once 

[0:32:54] vip Snudl: Press the Wopper button! Woo! 

[0:33:00] ivanlyy: well now we can all work at blockbuster 

[0:33:08] vip rivrcom: why did they have a crack hot spoon effect on the logo 

[0:33:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Please stand up and say Mcdonalds to continue playing 

[0:33:09] premium QuickSickness: my heart 

[0:33:11] ivanlyy: monkaS

[0:33:12] premium QuickSickness: lmao 

[0:33:15] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: why is this black 

[0:33:18] FunfettiPhantom: hot piss 

[0:33:20] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow sphynx 

[0:33:20] bits-charity Korokun: Wow Sphynx 

[0:33:20] Palantirii: startled by blockbuster 

[0:33:21] ivanlyy: hot tips 

[0:33:22] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you cant just say that 

[0:33:25] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: cmonBruh

[0:33:25] vip Snudl: *Whopper, even 

[0:33:26] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: D:

[0:33:26] premium QuickSickness: atpBigot

[0:33:27] premium Zargantex: vineBlind

[0:33:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: #cancelsphynx 

[0:33:33] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: one sec 

[0:33:40] Soviet_Nuke: vcr emergency in progress 

[0:33:49] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: tape jammed 

[0:33:50] vip subscriber moonshaped: Sphynx is battling the video player 

[0:33:58] premium QuickSickness: goblinPls

[0:34:01] ivanlyy: ow 

[0:34:02] vip Snudl: sphynxS

[0:34:07] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: goblinPls PAIN goblinPls

[0:34:12] premium Zargantex: quick, someone call Fast Lighting vcr repair 

[0:34:16] Soviet_Nuke: LUL

[0:34:21] vip subscriber moonshaped: Was that Duran Duran\ 

[0:34:37] vip Snudl: didn't you show this one? Or another episode? 

[0:34:43] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: probably 

[0:34:46] bits-charity Korokun: Wait Hocus Pocus was in theaters? 

[0:34:47] FunfettiPhantom: oh shit, hocus pocus 

[0:34:48] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: like 2 years ago 

[0:34:51] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: yooooo 

[0:34:53] bits-charity Korokun: I thought that was a TV movie 

[0:34:53] subscriber Ausk: classic 

[0:34:58] vip Snudl: Yeah, I remember this 

[0:35:00] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: fuggin' classuc 

[0:35:03] Soviet_Nuke: it hurts 

[0:35:04] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: oh i still got a crust VHS copy of this LUL

[0:35:06] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: Disney+ has this in 4k 

[0:35:12] bits-charity Korokun: Do they? 

[0:35:20] bits-charity Korokun: Maybe it's time for a rewatch 

[0:35:21] FunfettiPhantom: shout out to all the goths in chat 

[0:35:31] Palantirii: thanks 

[0:35:32] bits Jane_Inferno: amuck 

[0:35:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: what the fuck 

[0:35:34] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: is this 

[0:35:38] subscriber Ausk: my aunt taped this off tv 

[0:35:44] Palantirii: it's hocus pocus, drgaon 

[0:35:44] bits Jane_Inferno: jermaOneguy

[0:35:49] Soviet_Nuke: you have no power here 

[0:35:49] bits-charity Korokun: Dragon doesn't know siskoGrin

[0:35:52] subscriber Ausk: dragon youve never seen hocus pocus? 

[0:35:53] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: can i get a goth gf who isnt a witch too 

[0:35:55] ivanlyy: only time ive found sarah jessica parker hot 

[0:35:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this looks terrible 

[0:35:58] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: @Dragoneye77 "the only movie where sarah jessica parker doesnt look like a horse" 

[0:35:59] Palantirii: no sphynx 

[0:36:02] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: I loved this movie as a kids lUL 

[0:36:02] bits-charity Korokun: What you got against witches 

[0:36:02] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: those aren't like mutually exclusive are they 

[0:36:04] Palantirii: they're one and the same 

[0:36:04] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL

[0:36:10] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: damn 

[0:36:13] subscriber Ausk: Doug Jones is in it! 

[0:36:17] ivanlyy: tiktok witches trying to hex the moon 

[0:36:29] Palantirii: smh dumbass baby witches 

[0:36:35] BonemanBobby: Big tiddy* goth gf you mean 

[0:36:35] Soviet_Nuke: LUL

[0:36:36] FunfettiPhantom: oh

[0:36:40] DerivativeDee: LUL

[0:36:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: isnt this movie terrible 

[0:36:58] bits Jane_Inferno: draclea 

[0:36:58] Palantirii: dan aykroyd and his crystal head vodka 

[0:37:00] BonemanBobby: isn't this 

[0:37:04] Palantirii: yeah it sucks 

[0:37:05] premium QuickSickness: KEANU 

[0:37:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: KEENU? 

[0:37:07] ivanlyy: @Dragoneye77 i like it 

[0:37:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: THE BIGCHUNGUS 

[0:37:09] bits Jane_Inferno: WHOLESOME 100 

[0:37:09] Palantirii: MiniK

[0:37:10] BonemanBobby: LUL

[0:37:12] subscriber Ausk: draculya 

[0:37:13] BonemanBobby: it is 

[0:37:18] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: Wake the fuck up Dracula... 

[0:37:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: star trek 

[0:37:21] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: oh

[0:37:25] BonemanBobby: Keanu "British accent" Reeves 

[0:37:30] premium QuickSickness: @VirtuaLiteXP atpRtsd

[0:37:30] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: thank you movie voice guy 

[0:37:36] Palantirii: d r a m a 

[0:37:41] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: DisgustDoc

[0:37:41] BonemanBobby: D: Drama 

[0:37:43] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: OH MY GOD 

[0:37:45] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: THEY KILLED ENNY 

[0:37:47] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: Kenny* 

[0:37:48] FunfettiPhantom: :O

[0:37:48] BonemanBobby: LYL 

[0:37:50] BonemanBobby: LUL

[0:37:54] vip Snudl: Now his is WHOLESOME 100 

[0:38:00] Soviet_Nuke: police violence 

[0:38:00] vip Snudl: *this 

[0:38:01] premium Zargantex: lmao 

[0:38:03] subscriber Ausk: hahaha what the fuck 

[0:38:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this looks 

[0:38:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: terrible 

[0:38:11] subscriber Ausk: you can't just cut that in 

[0:38:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[0:38:20] premium QuickSickness: LUL

[0:38:20] bits Jane_Inferno: yes :)

[0:38:22] Palantirii: ...yes 

[0:38:26] FunfettiPhantom: Yes, I would say that this does not look fantastic 

[0:38:30] premium QuickSickness: lmao what 

[0:38:32] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: yo its red foreman 

[0:38:35] ivanlyy: when we watching this 

[0:38:38] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: he's looking for his time ship 

[0:38:39] DerivativeDee: she got a fuckin pen gun 

[0:38:40] bits Jane_Inferno: waynerWalter

[0:38:45] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: uups 

[0:38:45] subscriber Ausk: this is like fucking twin peaks 

[0:38:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: what 

[0:39:00] Soviet_Nuke: imagine wanting to watch this after seeing this preview 

[0:39:01] vip subscriber moonshaped: Except I've never ever heard of this show 

[0:39:01] FunfettiPhantom: hmm 

[0:39:01] ivanlyy: does seem like a fake trAILER 

[0:39:06] BonemanBobby: oh BATHER 

[0:39:07] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: WHO SAID THAT

[0:39:10] premium Zargantex: serial Vader? 

[0:39:10] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: LITERALLY WHO 

[0:39:12] FunfettiPhantom: Are you sure this is real 

[0:39:12] BonemanBobby: i heard something else 

[0:39:12] bits Jane_Inferno: KKona

[0:39:36] bits Jane_Inferno: That was real? 

[0:39:39] subscriber Ausk: WHAT

[0:39:40] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: fuuuck im about to hit level 50 Kreygasm

[0:39:42] DerivativeDee: watch party when? Kappa

[0:39:43] FunfettiPhantom: It's hard to say 

[0:39:47] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: WHO DO U LUV 

[0:39:50] FunfettiPhantom: poggies 

[0:39:50] bits Jane_Inferno: THAT was the best TV had to offer? 

[0:39:51] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: good song 

[0:39:51] Soviet_Nuke: Kreygasm

[0:39:54] vip subscriber moonshaped: Oh yeah it is them. 

[0:39:54] vip rivrcom: duran durana 

[0:39:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dmca 

[0:40:00] BonemanBobby: DMCA 

[0:40:00] Palantirii: MorshuPls

[0:40:01] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: did the 90s even actually happen? 

[0:40:04] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: what are you the video police? 

[0:40:05] bits Jane_Inferno: KermiePls 

[0:40:05] Palantirii: no 

[0:40:07] FunfettiPhantom: SourPls

[0:40:08] subscriber Ausk: Duran mca 

[0:40:09] BonemanBobby: MorshuPls

[0:40:09] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: ask sphynx 

[0:40:12] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: hes the boomer here 

[0:40:16] vip subscriber moonshaped: I think I remember there was a Duran Duran cover band called "Duran Duran Duran" 

[0:40:16] Soviet_Nuke: state of the art LUL

[0:40:22] Palantirii: vineAlien

[0:40:25] BonemanBobby: PogBrien

[0:40:32] FunfettiPhantom: Oh, that's great, moonshaped. 

[0:40:35] ivanlyy: have you ever shown Surviving Edged Weapons? 

[0:40:40] BonemanBobby: man that O'brien looking good 

[0:40:46] FunfettiPhantom: pfft 

[0:40:49] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: mic shuffle 

[0:40:52] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL

[0:40:53] DerivativeDee: did anyone else hear that? 

[0:40:54] Soviet_Nuke: edged weapons is a gem 

[0:40:55] premium QuickSickness: monkaS

[0:40:55] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: WHAT

[0:40:56] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: WTF 

[0:41:02] FunfettiPhantom: huihu 

[0:41:02] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: it was me opening my bags in EQ lol 

[0:41:04] vip subscriber moonshaped: Not as good as the Poison cover band called "Posin'" 

[0:41:05] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: why are they getting mug shots 

[0:41:08] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: IM SORRT WHAT!? 

[0:41:10] subscriber Ausk: bring your child or else 

[0:41:10] DerivativeDee: oh LUL

[0:41:11] premium stevey_says: lol thats dark 

[0:41:26] Soviet_Nuke: anti vaxxers - titie 

[0:41:33] FunfettiPhantom: that movie was sad as hell, saw it in class 

[0:41:34] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: yeah, fun activity while we go get a movie and a video game monkaS

[0:41:38] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: why were people so wack in like the late 80s early 90s 

[0:41:44] bits Jane_Inferno: Essential Oils 

[0:41:48] BonemanBobby: uhhhh 

[0:41:49] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: monkaS

[0:42:02] subscriber Ausk: hmmmmm 

[0:42:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow 

[0:42:06] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wow look at him get his life together 

[0:42:06] bits Jane_Inferno: monkaS

[0:42:07] BonemanBobby: Lorenzo's oil sounds like something else 

[0:42:09] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: they were raised by 50s parents, who were extra wack 

[0:42:09] Palantirii: yeet 

[0:42:13] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: thank you movie talking guy 

[0:42:23] Soviet_Nuke: PogChamp

[0:42:24] ivanlyy: LUL

[0:42:28] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lol this looks like a fake movie 

[0:42:35] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: quadrant 

[0:42:38] Soviet_Nuke: i need the cheese 

[0:42:38] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: star trek 

[0:42:43] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: 2 fast 2 furious 

[0:42:57] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: MorshuRTX

[0:42:58] BonemanBobby: when is this from? 

[0:43:00] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: ty for the host 

[0:43:01] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: 1993 

[0:43:02] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: MorshuPls

[0:43:07] BonemanBobby: damn 

[0:43:07] premium QuickSickness: KermiePls 

[0:43:10] Soviet_Nuke: good year 

[0:43:14] FunfettiPhantom: SourPls

[0:43:16] BonemanBobby: oh there you go LUL

[0:43:18] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: tuvokLul 

[0:43:18] subscriber Ausk: DMCA 2 

[0:43:21] premium QuickSickness: the year I was born 

[0:43:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: TuvokLUL 

[0:43:28] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: fuck 

[0:43:30] DerivativeDee: too fast can't read 

[0:43:33] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: tuvokLUL

[0:43:35] Soviet_Nuke: TLDR 

[0:43:37] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I hate your stupid emote names sphynx 

[0:43:39] FunfettiPhantom: too fast go back pls 

[0:43:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: tuvokLUL

[0:43:48] BonemanBobby: tuvokLUL

[0:43:50] Palantirii: tuvokLUL

[0:43:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: mornSpin 

[0:43:58] BonemanBobby: just tab it 4Head

[0:44:11] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: sphynx 

[0:44:11] Soviet_Nuke: you wouldnt steal a car 

[0:44:14] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: we saw your gnome porn folder 

[0:44:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: there it is again 

[0:44:32] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: why is obs being jank 

[0:44:35] vip Snudl: Hi Al :)

[0:44:40] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: sec 

[0:45:07] Soviet_Nuke: obs is having issues processing pure trash 

[0:45:19] FunfettiPhantom: Take your time, king 

[0:45:24] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: dont call him king 

[0:45:29] FunfettiPhantom: im sorry 

[0:45:33] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: call me king 

[0:45:37] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: hold on im gonna switch players 

[0:45:39] FunfettiPhantom: oh ok, king 

[0:45:39] BonemanBobby: The doc? wideDoc

[0:45:42] vip Snudl: sphynxS

[0:45:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: pogonaSmile

[0:45:48] vip Snudl: A what, Al? 

[0:45:49] Soviet_Nuke: he hasnt kept his vcr clean 

[0:45:58] premium QuickSickness: take your time, muh queen 

[0:46:02] subscriber Ausk: dragon hasnt even seen hocus pocus don't call him king 

[0:46:03] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: I bet sphynx probably has like 

[0:46:04] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: a vcr 

[0:46:06] Palantirii: idk dragon, do kings display vagina monsters on their wall 

[0:46:11] BonemanBobby: call mike and jay, they'll clean you VCR 

[0:46:12] FunfettiPhantom: lol vcr\ 

[0:46:34] DerivativeDee: mfw it's my first cleaning 

[0:46:45] BonemanBobby: Clean your pipes kids 

[0:46:47] Soviet_Nuke: makes me wanna actually stream from a real vcr 

[0:46:53] vip Snudl: Clean me meatPat 

[0:47:00] FunfettiPhantom: tfw u clean ur pipes 

[0:47:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: so chat 

[0:47:29] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: while we wait 

[0:47:34] BonemanBobby: Can we get Falling moke? 

[0:47:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: have you heard of this great game 

[0:47:42] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: called star wars galaxies :)

[0:47:45] BonemanBobby: Raid sh-? 

[0:47:52] BonemanBobby: no 

[0:47:53] Soviet_Nuke: omg

[0:47:56] FunfettiPhantom: no, i have n- oh

[0:47:56] bits-charity Korokun: Oh god 

[0:47:57] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: WTF 

[0:47:58] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: IS THIS

[0:47:58] BonemanBobby: but i've heard of Detours 

[0:47:58] DerivativeDee: PogChamp Clap

[0:47:59] Palantirii: oh

[0:47:59] ivanlyy: monkaS

[0:48:00] vip subscriber moonshaped: what is "Star Wars"? 

[0:48:01] bits Jane_Inferno: Damn this looks good 

[0:48:01] vip Snudl: sphynxS

[0:48:02] FunfettiPhantom: oh no 

[0:48:05] subscriber Ausk: I thought as much, it's not a game sphynx would ever tell you about 

[0:48:18] Palantirii: does the vcr have a stogie? 

[0:48:18] premium QuickSickness: smoking a fat blunt atpSuspect

[0:48:20] FunfettiPhantom: smoking kills, vcr man 

[0:48:26] bits-charity Korokun: Yes it does 

[0:48:27] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: you...... 

[0:48:27] Soviet_Nuke: someone has been a dirty vcr 

[0:48:31] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: actually had to clean VCRs? 

[0:48:35] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wtf 

[0:48:35] BonemanBobby: is that a poo 

[0:48:38] bits-charity Korokun: Someone blew vape smoke into the VCR 

[0:48:43] Palantirii: my vcr is full of cooking grease 

[0:48:43] BonemanBobby: Why is he smoking poop 

[0:48:54] Soviet_Nuke: yeah vcrs were physical devices 

[0:48:55] bits-charity Korokun: Wait til Dragon hears that CD drives had cleaners too 

[0:48:58] FunfettiPhantom: fr? i didn't know that. are. are they just trying to sell stuff 

[0:49:08] ivanlyy: but how do i clean my vhs rewinder 

[0:49:10] Palantirii: yes you had to clean it 

[0:49:16] FunfettiPhantom: huh 

[0:49:16] premium QuickSickness: @BonemanJohn there's a guy who actually smokes poop. he's the world's dirtiest man, he hasn't bathed in decades. I'm not kidding. 

[0:49:16] Palantirii: do y'all clean your pcs 

[0:49:19] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wow 

[0:49:20] CrunchyMarrow: I dont remember ever cleaning it 

[0:49:28] bresh_: Kreygasm

[0:49:28] Soviet_Nuke: feels good 

[0:49:33] BonemanBobby: @ssickkness thank you for that info LUL

[0:49:40] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: wtf 

[0:49:47] subscriber Ausk: ow 

[0:49:48] bits Jane_Inferno: COCK 

[0:49:48] Soviet_Nuke: the crust its all there 

[0:49:50] ivanlyy: cock 

[0:49:50] bresh_: god i love the crust in my ears 

[0:49:51] bits-charity Korokun: It's cool that they added a video/audio test to the cleaning video 

[0:49:58] Palantirii: head is clean quarkHype

[0:50:04] bresh_: brain cleanse 

[0:50:06] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: how would this clean anything... 

[0:50:08] BonemanBobby: hoo 

[0:50:09] subscriber Ausk: stream cleansed 

[0:50:10] CrunchyMarrow: do NOT rewind monkaS

[0:50:10] FunfettiPhantom: rewind for a neat curse 

[0:50:16] bresh_: PogChamp

[0:50:19] Soviet_Nuke: help 

[0:50:20] bits-charity Korokun: The tape has cleaning agent on it 

[0:50:27] subscriber Ausk: Rewind to unclean the VCR lmao 

[0:50:34] Soviet_Nuke: stretch my wardrobe LUL

[0:50:34] FunfettiPhantom: LUL

[0:50:38] BonemanBobby: She sounds like tasha yar 

[0:50:41] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: this woman is 

[0:50:43] BonemanBobby: is that her? 

[0:50:46] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: is painfully from the 80s/90ss 

[0:50:48] bresh_: does this work with a shemagh 

[0:51:01] CrunchyMarrow: her hair is wild 

[0:51:01] BonemanBobby: uhhh 

[0:51:05] Soviet_Nuke: LUL

[0:51:06] BonemanBobby: Flight attandance ? 

[0:51:07] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: nice 

[0:51:07] bresh_: what 

[0:51:11] Palantirii: what 

[0:51:13] BonemanBobby: BAN 

[0:51:18] FunfettiPhantom: bann 

[0:51:19] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: are these words 

[0:51:26] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: why are we watching this 

[0:51:27] bresh_: schal 

[0:51:28] CrunchyMarrow: for evening use only 

[0:51:29] Soviet_Nuke: take a shot everytime she says scarf 

[0:51:31] ivanlyy: fashion tips 

[0:51:32] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: betterquestion 

[0:51:36] moderator founder premium Dragoneye77: why do YOU have this sphynx 

[0:51:38] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: level 50 Kreygasm

[0:51:45] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: so i can watch it while i play everquest 

[0:51:46] bresh_: @Soviet_Nuke i don't wanna die thanks 

[0:51:46] subscriber Ausk: gz 

[0:51:50] FunfettiPhantom: yeah 50! wooo 

[0:51:58] vip Snudl: I like the occasional little giggles and other sound effects in the background 

[0:51:58] Soviet_Nuke: wuccoLUL

[0:52:00] CrunchyMarrow: so he can accessorize while streaming 

[0:52:07] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: Ding 

[0:52:16] bresh_: red pink family? 

[0:52:19] Soviet_Nuke: anything 

[0:52:20] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: I heard that lol 

[0:52:29] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: lol i muted them again, i just had the volume on so we could hear the ding 

[0:52:36] FunfettiPhantom: love to hear about old fashion standards 

[0:52:39] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i would be max level right now if this was before november 

[0:52:45] subscriber Ausk: well I'd love to watch Denise Richards tell us about her scarves but I should head to bed, night yall 

[0:52:48] vip subscriber moonshaped: Just casually tie it around your neck...and walk out of the store 

[0:52:49] BRUCE_IRONSTAUNCH: It made me open my eyes 

[0:52:51] CrunchyMarrow: boomer mom fashion 

[0:52:57] ivanlyy: LUL

[0:53:02] FunfettiPhantom: G'night! Ausk 

[0:53:15] premium QuickSickness: monkaS

[0:53:17] DerivativeDee: you are now ready to rob a bank 

[0:53:19] bresh_: anarchist fashion 

[0:53:25] BonemanBobby: She gangsta 

[0:53:28] CrunchyMarrow: covid 2020 fashion 

[0:53:31] FunfettiPhantom: oh that's how u do it 

[0:53:33] vip Snudl: Thonk

[0:53:47] Soviet_Nuke: im ordering a scarf rn this opened my eyes 

[0:54:02] bits-charity Korokun: Did she just say oversized bib 

[0:54:03] FunfettiPhantom: hay, that's nice. 

[0:54:09] CrunchyMarrow: why you need a bib 

[0:54:10] vip subscriber moonshaped: brb guys I'm gonna go build my scarf wardrobe 

[0:54:16] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: the next thing i think is something really weird im not sure i havent watched it 

[0:54:29] bresh_: these will go great with my three piece suit 

[0:54:33] CrunchyMarrow: brb I gotta put on my bib so I dont drool all over my keyboard 

[0:54:37] vip subscriber moonshaped: "Scarves are great for hiding strangle marks :) " 

[0:54:44] FunfettiPhantom: i know that feel 

[0:55:01] FunfettiPhantom: not the, not the strangle mark feel 

[0:55:01] Soviet_Nuke: its like origami 

[0:55:31] CrunchyMarrow: I feel like this is for women who want to wear ties 

[0:55:55] FunfettiPhantom: it was a different time 

[0:55:56] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: idk scarves seem cooler than ties right now 

[0:56:01] Soviet_Nuke: that jacket doubles as a sail 

[0:56:15] FunfettiPhantom: ascots when, I wa- OHH 

[0:56:21] premium QuickSickness: a bear neck monkaS

[0:56:29] Soviet_Nuke: for that hood look 

[0:56:33] CrunchyMarrow: gypsie fashion 

[0:56:39] bresh_: i call this one "the russian grandma" 

[0:56:43] Soviet_Nuke: LUL

[0:56:50] CrunchyMarrow: the babushka gypsie 

[0:57:05] moistfingerz: am .. OR pm?! crazy 

[0:57:15] FunfettiPhantom: half bow.... 

[0:57:34] Soviet_Nuke: how could you knot? 

[0:57:38] CrunchyMarrow: this is what people would do for fun before videogames 

[0:57:40] vip Snudl: Honestly those are some pretty a e s t h e t i c looks, colors and patterns, and I'm not into fashion 

[0:57:46] CrunchyMarrow: they would come up with these complex knots 

[0:58:02] FunfettiPhantom: your right, Snudl, and you should say it 

[0:58:29] FunfettiPhantom: hit me with that crushed velvet blazer, yessss 

[0:58:31] premium QuickSickness: woah woah slow down 

[0:58:40] Soviet_Nuke: im a scarf engineer trust me 

[0:58:53] FunfettiPhantom: ooh 

[0:58:54] bresh_: i'm starting to dread the word "oblong" 

[0:59:04] Soviet_Nuke: LUL

[0:59:15] DerivativeDee: i had no idea scarf technology was this advanced 

[0:59:24] CrunchyMarrow: that looks awful, lady 

[0:59:27] Soviet_Nuke: clown tie 

[0:59:32] bresh_: we need to bring back complex scarf designs 

[0:59:35] Gleim_DK: s is just a lifehack video on youtube 

[0:59:44] FunfettiPhantom: that's a good one 

[0:59:52] DerivativeDee: they can turn them into anything, she'll turn her scarf into a knife and shank you with it 

[0:59:56] vip subscriber moonshaped: What year is this? LIke 88-ish? 

[1:00:08] CrunchyMarrow: I'd assume so, moon 

[1:00:10] vip Snudl: Early 90s? 

[1:00:12] Soviet_Nuke: they had a surplus of scarves and had to sell em so they made this 

[1:00:21] FunfettiPhantom: early 90's maybe, yea 

[1:00:34] premium QuickSickness: I need you to wear this bolo tie 

[1:00:53] vip subscriber moonshaped: that looks like shit 

[1:00:55] bresh_: choker :)

[1:00:55] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: the newww chocker 

[1:00:56] vip subscriber moonshaped: but thanks 

[1:00:56] FunfettiPhantom: ooh, it's like a docotr headlight 

[1:01:00] vip Snudl: Choker sphynxS

[1:01:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: vineTommy

[1:01:07] Palantirii: joker? 

[1:01:08] FunfettiPhantom: chocker's trick 

[1:01:08] bresh_: vineTommy

[1:01:13] CrunchyMarrow: shawls are to distract from your ugly dress 

[1:01:31] vip subscriber moonshaped: kimono? Oh didn't know that was a cultural appropriation scarf LADY 

[1:01:31] bresh_: that looks terrible 

[1:01:38] premium QuickSickness: I thought scarves were to keep you warm 

[1:01:40] FunfettiPhantom: I should buy a cloak 

[1:01:57] CrunchyMarrow: these are gucci quality scarves 

[1:02:07] vip subscriber moonshaped: Nah old ladies have been doing ugly stuff with silk scarves for ages. 

[1:02:20] Soviet_Nuke: the hips dont lie 

[1:02:30] FunfettiPhantom: ooooh 

[1:02:43] vip subscriber moonshaped: oh is that all? 

[1:02:47] bresh_: that's just a towel with extra steps 

[1:02:54] mastersyphiIis: how to use that thing you bought on vacation 

[1:02:58] FunfettiPhantom: I'm having a great time 

[1:02:58] CrunchyMarrow: these are a lot of steps just to put on a towel 

[1:03:14] Soviet_Nuke: i call this one the patient gown 

[1:03:18] DerivativeDee: real question, why would you pack a swimsuit and a scarf on the same trip? 

[1:03:23] premium QuickSickness: NotLikeThis

[1:03:24] vip subscriber moonshaped: D:

[1:03:29] vip subscriber moonshaped: TOO FAST slow down please 

[1:03:31] bresh_: please lady stop smiling at me 

[1:03:32] CrunchyMarrow: monkaS there's a test 

[1:03:33] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: did this felt like it was 45 minutes 

[1:03:37] vip Snudl: Biased 

[1:03:38] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: its only 16 min 

[1:03:45] FunfettiPhantom: DerivativeDee, it's called fashion, sweaty.... 

[1:03:46] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: hot assessory 

[1:03:46] bresh_: D:

[1:03:46] Soviet_Nuke: oh shit 

[1:03:48] vip subscriber moonshaped: HOT 

[1:03:49] CrunchyMarrow: I feel like my mom would be all over this shit 

[1:03:50] premium QuickSickness: assessory 

[1:03:52] vip subscriber moonshaped: assessory LUL

[1:03:52] Palantirii: h o t 

[1:03:54] bresh_: :D

[1:03:57] moistfingerz: sphynxSmile 

[1:04:05] bresh_: CLIP EVERYTHING 

[1:04:10] vip subscriber moonshaped: Umm...scarf clips on my ears? No thanks? 

[1:04:12] Soviet_Nuke: do things 

[1:04:12] Palantirii: just clip it 

[1:04:15] CrunchyMarrow: become flowers 

[1:04:17] premium QuickSickness: BECOME flowers 

[1:04:19] bresh_: CLIPS 

[1:04:21] DerivativeDee: what 

[1:04:22] mastersyphiIis: i have become flowers 

[1:04:22] FunfettiPhantom: becopme flowers 

[1:04:23] premium QuickSickness: atpLook atpLook atpLook

[1:04:24] Soviet_Nuke: glorious 

[1:04:26] vip subscriber moonshaped: She's a maniac! 

[1:04:28] Palantirii: glorious clips 

[1:04:29] bresh_: detroit: become flower 

[1:04:36] vip subscriber moonshaped: "gold" or "silver" 

[1:04:43] Soviet_Nuke: all hail the clips 

[1:04:56] Gleim_DK: duck shaped clip for double the glory 

[1:05:00] premium QuickSickness: father may I have the loops 

[1:05:05] bresh_: F U N 

[1:05:08] FunfettiPhantom: how much lead do y'all think these trinkets contain 

[1:05:10] CrunchyMarrow: imagine spending all this time and money just to look ridiculous 

[1:05:20] Soviet_Nuke: theyre all plastic 

[1:05:31] FunfettiPhantom: that makes more sense 

[1:05:38] vip subscriber moonshaped: I remember the fashion of this time, and this is still completely ridiculous to me. 

[1:05:53] premium QuickSickness: Attach an onion to your belt 

[1:05:57] FunfettiPhantom: she's laughing 

[1:06:06] DerivativeDee: just wear a cape at that point 

[1:06:23] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: scarfs are the answer 

[1:06:25] Soviet_Nuke: 1988 oof 

[1:06:25] FunfettiPhantom: oooh 88 

[1:06:30] bresh_: Clap

[1:06:34] FunfettiPhantom: Clap

[1:06:34] vip subscriber moonshaped: I was dead on 

[1:06:37] staveface: Clap

[1:06:37] CrunchyMarrow: 88, moonshaped was on point 

[1:06:39] vip Snudl: @moonshaped 88, you were right 

[1:06:44] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: Clap

[1:06:47] DerivativeDee: Clap

[1:06:50] vip subscriber moonshaped: Like I said, lived through that bullshit fashion 

[1:06:51] Soviet_Nuke: Kreygasm

[1:06:57] CrunchyMarrow: NotLikeThis

[1:07:00] premium QuickSickness: NotLikeThis

[1:07:02] FunfettiPhantom: hey, this is kind of, ominous 

[1:07:02] bresh_: NotLikeThis

[1:07:10] staveface: Kreygasm

[1:07:10] bresh_: close your eyes chat 

[1:07:14] CrunchyMarrow: this is some tim&eric shit 

[1:07:21] CrunchyMarrow: thanks, cinco SeemsGood

[1:07:24] Soviet_Nuke: my head is clean 

[1:07:32] bits-charity Korokun: Please stahp 

[1:07:32] vip Snudl: Kreygasm

[1:07:33] bresh_: eject brain tape 

[1:07:41] premium QuickSickness: KermiePls 

[1:07:44] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: monkaS

[1:07:44] bresh_: oh no 

[1:07:45] Soviet_Nuke: oh NO 

[1:07:47] CrunchyMarrow: KermiePls 

[1:07:51] staveface: KermiePls 

[1:07:52] DerivativeDee: oh this is going to be good 

[1:07:52] FunfettiPhantom: sphynxCrust

[1:07:53] premium QuickSickness: OH NO 

[1:07:54] bresh_: OH NO 

[1:07:56] Soviet_Nuke: HALP 

[1:07:56] vip subscriber moonshaped: Sphynx What the FUCK 

[1:07:57] CrunchyMarrow: I remember this shit on the commercials 

[1:07:57] Palantirii: oh no 

[1:07:58] bits-charity Korokun: The what 

[1:07:58] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: monkaS

[1:08:00] Soviet_Nuke: this will hurt 

[1:08:01] bresh_: WHAT

[1:08:04] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: yoooooooooo 

[1:08:04] bits-charity Korokun: The WHAT

[1:08:09] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: the donbut man!!@ 

[1:08:12] vip subscriber moonshaped: Are they gonna eat the donut for JC? 

[1:08:18] FunfettiPhantom: sweating 

[1:08:18] premium lmaoboat: He is vineRizon

[1:08:19] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: fuck y'all welcome to my childhood lol 

[1:08:20] premium QuickSickness: carlPls

[1:08:20] Palantirii: even now, the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you 

[1:08:30] premium QuickSickness: HE IS RISEN 

[1:08:31] vip Snudl: I remember, it's the "I can't believe this isn't a parody" show 

[1:08:34] vip subscriber moonshaped: I hate the Waluigi guy squatting in the corner 

[1:08:39] Soviet_Nuke: this is why people are messed up today 

[1:08:41] bresh_: this is some tim and eric shit 

[1:08:47] CrunchyMarrow: @moonshaped LUL thats the donut man 

[1:08:56] Soviet_Nuke: WA 

[1:09:01] bits Jane_Inferno: D:

[1:09:06] bresh_: D:

[1:09:07] staveface: Waluigi, the donut man 

[1:09:12] DerivativeDee: little dude dressed like a bumble bee for TV 

[1:09:17] FunfettiPhantom: Stuff like this always put the fear of gos in me, but different 

[1:09:24] vip subscriber moonshaped: jesus save us 

[1:09:25] FunfettiPhantom: *god 

[1:09:30] premium QuickSickness: atpFeelsBeardMan

[1:09:31] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: monkaS

[1:09:36] bits Jane_Inferno: FeelsBadMan

[1:09:36] vip subscriber moonshaped: whaaaat 

[1:09:36] Soviet_Nuke: monkaS

[1:09:42] bresh_: WutFace

[1:09:44] Palantirii: why is Waluigi teaching these 7 yr old about Christ 

[1:09:46] FunfettiPhantom: sweet hell 

[1:09:49] CrunchyMarrow: FeelsBadMan

[1:09:52] vip subscriber moonshaped: alone?? 

[1:10:11] bits Jane_Inferno: PogChamp

[1:10:13] DerivativeDee: PogChamp

[1:10:15] vip subscriber moonshaped: YAY!!!! 

[1:10:18] bresh_: PogChamp

[1:10:18] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wheres the jesus donut 

[1:10:19] vip subscriber moonshaped: She made it guys! 

[1:10:20] staveface: PogChamp

[1:10:33] bresh_: duncan is the antagonist 

[1:10:34] Palantirii: she's not dead! satan didn't drag her to hell! 

[1:10:36] FunfettiPhantom: show us what we came here for 

[1:10:38] FunfettiPhantom: YESSSSS 

[1:10:40] vip subscriber moonshaped: "He's gonna haunt me if I didn't show up" 

[1:10:42] premium QuickSickness: monkaS

[1:10:42] bits Jane_Inferno: DONUT 

[1:10:44] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: jerusalem monkaS

[1:10:47] ivanlyy: monkaS

[1:10:50] CrunchyMarrow: that mutant donut creeps me out 

[1:10:50] Palantirii: monkaS

[1:10:51] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: are they starting a holy war 

[1:10:54] Soviet_Nuke: donut do it 

[1:10:55] FunfettiPhantom: monkaS

[1:11:00] vip subscriber moonshaped: Wait I'm pretty sure that's a bagel... 

[1:11:03] vip Snudl: DEUS VULT 

[1:11:04] vip subscriber moonshaped: Uh 

[1:11:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: free weed 

[1:11:13] Palantirii: vineAlien

[1:11:13] bresh_: vineAlien

[1:11:14] premium QuickSickness: Duncan calls for another crusade 

[1:11:15] DerivativeDee: waluigi gives all the kids weed 

[1:11:22] premium QuickSickness: atpSuspect

[1:11:29] vip subscriber moonshaped: Oh that's cute the donut is brain damaged :)

[1:11:32] FunfettiPhantom: ok, it's a little cute... silly little circle... 

[1:11:34] Palantirii: it's never too early to start teaching your kids about starting holy wars 

[1:11:34] CrunchyMarrow: hoes anna 

[1:11:37] vip Snudl: : DEUS VULT 

[1:11:39] bits Jane_Inferno: When was New Jerusalem supposed to arrive again? 

[1:11:42] bresh_: what target audience does this have 

[1:11:43] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wasnt hosannah a thing in tim and eric 

[1:11:49] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: is that a real christian thing 

[1:11:51] CrunchyMarrow: the children cried DEUS VULT 

[1:11:55] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: idk im not christian lmao 

[1:11:55] Soviet_Nuke: monkaS

[1:11:57] FunfettiPhantom: HUH 

[1:12:02] bresh_: what the fuck are these puppets 

[1:12:02] Palantirii: what do you mean by "real" 

[1:12:06] Soviet_Nuke: that escalated quickly 

[1:12:06] DerivativeDee: i've never heard it 

[1:12:07] premium lmaoboat: Where the hosannah at? 

[1:12:08] Palantirii: like is it a real word? yes 

[1:12:09] vip subscriber moonshaped: Me neither, I missed the boat on church. I only went once by accident. 

[1:12:09] FunfettiPhantom: I dont tlike those people 

[1:12:25] premium QuickSickness: I'm getting heavy Far Cry 5 vibes from this video 

[1:12:26] Palantirii: Yo Sphynx I didn't know you were in this movie 

[1:12:27] FunfettiPhantom: the puppet people 

[1:12:27] Soviet_Nuke: comes in the name of the lord 

[1:12:27] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: in the name of the lord Kreygasm

[1:12:31] CrunchyMarrow: KermiePls 

[1:12:36] bresh_: Kreygasm

[1:12:38] bits Jane_Inferno: 😳 

[1:12:44] staveface: KermiePls 

[1:12:46] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: those puppets are terrifying 

[1:12:48] vip subscriber moonshaped: OH MY GOD 

[1:12:49] premium The_Real_FYCY: why can't I stop watching this 

[1:12:49] Soviet_Nuke: ^ 

[1:12:55] FunfettiPhantom: This does shit SLAPS!!! SourPls

[1:12:58] vip subscriber moonshaped: That puppet in the background. 

[1:12:58] Soviet_Nuke: LUL

[1:13:01] CrunchyMarrow: @The_Real_FYCY welcome to the cult 

[1:13:06] bresh_: david koresh lookin ass 

[1:13:10] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: coulda maybe reworked the lyrics a bit 

[1:13:16] Palantirii: twitch bible group is going string this blessed tuesday morning 

[1:13:32] vip subscriber moonshaped: So this coulda been like 1/5 the length... 

[1:13:40] bresh_: this hosanna sure gets around huh 

[1:13:43] DerivativeDee: i love songs with 5 verses repeated over and over 

[1:13:47] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: oh ihts 4:20 am 

[1:13:49] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: you know what that means 

[1:13:51] vip rivrcom: conteplating if i should fall asleep to this one 

[1:13:52] Soviet_Nuke: exciting 

[1:13:53] bresh_: vineAlien vineAlien

[1:13:57] vip subscriber moonshaped: Smoke weed for Jesus 

[1:14:00] premium QuickSickness: atpSuspect

[1:14:01] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: jesus came quarkHype

[1:14:02] Palantirii: when do we get to the part where jesus gets nailed to a cross and stabbed? 

[1:14:03] CrunchyMarrow: CiGrip

[1:14:11] vip subscriber moonshaped: Fuck off bagel 

[1:14:13] bresh_: KKona

[1:14:15] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: this is jesus's favorite banjo ditty 

[1:14:20] premium QuickSickness: goblinPls

[1:14:20] Soviet_Nuke: banjo aaww yea 

[1:14:25] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: goblinPls

[1:14:25] Palantirii: "sing it well or the devil will drag you to hell" 

[1:14:26] bresh_: O 

[1:14:26] DerivativeDee: his sign is upside down LUL

[1:14:26] staveface: goblinPls

[1:14:28] vip subscriber moonshaped: Jesus loves a good hoe-down 

[1:14:39] Soviet_Nuke: praise monarchy ! 

[1:14:41] Palantirii: does that sign's reverse say "toads" 

[1:14:42] bresh_: goblinPls

[1:14:44] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: goblinPls PAIN goblinPls

[1:14:53] FunfettiPhantom: goblinPls

[1:14:56] vip Snudl: goblinPls

[1:14:58] bits Jane_Inferno: O 

[1:15:00] premium QuickSickness: He is the O 

[1:15:02] bresh_: he's the O 

[1:15:03] CrunchyMarrow: KONG 

[1:15:04] bits Jane_Inferno: KIONG 

[1:15:07] bresh_: KIUDS 

[1:15:10] Palantirii: KONG 

[1:15:12] CrunchyMarrow: Dankey Kong 

[1:15:15] Soviet_Nuke: smoke weed 

[1:15:15] bits Jane_Inferno: VAPE 

[1:15:16] premium QuickSickness: atpSuspect

[1:15:19] DerivativeDee: is there any chance these are original songs? 

[1:15:20] bresh_: VAPE DONUT 

[1:15:21] Palantirii: vineAlien

[1:15:25] bits-charity Zaanga: CiGrip

[1:15:29] FunfettiPhantom: it really is 4:20 

[1:15:29] vip subscriber moonshaped: Oh no 

[1:15:32] Palantirii: "i'm just workin in my meth lab, miss" 

[1:15:33] ivanlyy: baking 

[1:15:45] glitchcon2020 tiberiumMatt: 🤣 

[1:15:47] vip subscriber moonshaped: What's all over that bagel's face 

[1:15:48] Soviet_Nuke: theres beads in his mouth 

[1:15:49] vip Snudl: Bitch, don't judge 

[1:15:55] Palantirii: @moonshaped nut 

[1:15:57] vip subscriber moonshaped: Clown jizz 

[1:15:59] bresh_: yes eat coloured egg shells very healthy 

[1:16:03] staveface: LUL

[1:16:09] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: DisgustDoc

[1:16:11] Palantirii: haha so funnee 

[1:16:14] bits Jane_Inferno: docDis

[1:16:15] FunfettiPhantom: mmmm calcium 

[1:16:20] Soviet_Nuke: its about death 

[1:16:24] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: that story sucks tell us about eggs 

[1:16:25] Soviet_Nuke: silly bagel 

[1:16:28] CrunchyMarrow: easter is confusing FeelsBadMan

[1:16:33] FunfettiPhantom: yeah eggs! 

[1:16:35] bresh_: uh oh

[1:16:40] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: its about americas favorite zombie tale 

[1:16:44] vip subscriber moonshaped: chocolate is more fun than death though 

[1:16:45] Palantirii: necromancy is a little confusing, yes 

[1:16:50] CrunchyMarrow: "easter isnt about sucking eggs" some donut 

[1:16:53] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: what about the chalazae 

[1:16:54] bresh_: WutFace

[1:16:55] Soviet_Nuke: the white 

[1:16:58] ivanlyy: dead 

[1:17:01] vip subscriber moonshaped: what about the albumen 

[1:17:05] bresh_: GOD IS AN EGG CONFIRMED 

[1:17:08] premium QuickSickness: God is like Voltron 

[1:17:09] CrunchyMarrow: polytheism 

[1:17:11] Soviet_Nuke: PogChamp

[1:17:13] bits Jane_Inferno: Thonk

[1:17:16] DerivativeDee: this man is making me increasingly more uncomfortable 

[1:17:23] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: so ogres...are like onions 

[1:17:24] Soviet_Nuke: thats normal 

[1:17:24] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: thats why i downloaded this 

[1:17:25] vip subscriber moonshaped: PogChamp another song that goes on way too long 

[1:17:28] Palantirii: oh we're singing again? 

[1:17:32] premium lmaoboat: Ya see, god is like an onion, he has layers 

[1:17:34] Soviet_Nuke: 3in1 

[1:17:38] CrunchyMarrow: 3 = 1 Thonk

[1:17:40] bresh_: terrible chorus already 

[1:17:41] vip subscriber moonshaped: 3 in 1 like a kitchen cleaner 

[1:17:43] Soviet_Nuke: Kreygasm

[1:17:45] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: god is 3 in the pink 1 in the stink 

[1:17:47] DerivativeDee: i'm convinced they wrote all these songs 

[1:17:50] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i mean. oops 

[1:17:51] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: if this guy held his nose he'd sound like ned flanders 

[1:17:51] Soviet_Nuke: foursome 

[1:17:52] premium QuickSickness: @moonshaped atpRtsd

[1:17:52] Palantirii: God is a shitty bootleg Plug 'n' Play console 

[1:17:57] vip subscriber moonshaped: Sphynx jesus 

[1:17:57] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: God has powerful grease cutting action 

[1:17:57] BobbiB0I: 3 and 1 :)

[1:18:01] FunfettiPhantom: use separate shampoo and body wash, love urself 

[1:18:02] CrunchyMarrow: you use 3 fingers in the pink? 

[1:18:04] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: yes jesus taught me that 

[1:18:08] Soviet_Nuke: 3 in 1 

[1:18:11] ivanlyy: monkaS

[1:18:14] vip subscriber moonshaped: I hope jesus has small fingers 

[1:18:21] Palantirii: quarkHype

[1:18:22] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: he practices on the donut 

[1:18:29] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: PrideShrug PrideShrug PrideShrug PrideShrug

[1:18:34] CrunchyMarrow: is that why the donut was choking on an egg 

[1:18:38] vip subscriber moonshaped: That's why the middle looks a bit prolapsed 

[1:18:47] Palantirii: well, jesus is coming, 

[1:18:48] FunfettiPhantom: D:

[1:19:00] bresh_: D:

[1:19:01] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: this guy has 6 kids 

[1:19:01] Soviet_Nuke: everything 

[1:19:02] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: also sorry if you are christian and me playing this video offends you 

[1:19:03] premium The_Real_FYCY: I had an epileptic seizure a few days ago the things this is doing to my. mind I can't explain it 

[1:19:05] BobbiB0I: mister donut? 

[1:19:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: but i didn't make it 

[1:19:07] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: blame these people 

[1:19:15] Soviet_Nuke: they hated his ass 

[1:19:23] Palantirii: cause they were a death cult, kiddo 

[1:19:24] bresh_: he's not actually called mister donut man is he 

[1:19:25] CrunchyMarrow: WaLuigi looks like a psychopath 

[1:19:26] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: yes kings should live forever and rule with an iron fist 

[1:19:28] bits Jane_Inferno: Death to all kings 

[1:19:38] premium QuickSickness: God Emperor Jesus Christ 

[1:19:39] FunfettiPhantom: Christians will survive a little razzing 

[1:19:43] bits Jane_Inferno: beep 

[1:19:45] bresh_: beep 

[1:19:53] Palantirii: beep 

[1:19:54] BobbiB0I: bury people until their corpses male fruit 

[1:19:58] bresh_: Kreygasm Kreygasm

[1:19:58] BobbiB0I: make 

[1:19:59] vip subscriber moonshaped: This is goofy and cheesy no matter what the subject. 

[1:20:03] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: idk man there are some people that legit get pissed just for saying jesus or god damnit 

[1:20:06] Soviet_Nuke: mustard gas 

[1:20:09] Palantirii: male froot quarkHype

[1:20:20] CrunchyMarrow: yeah I don't think this is a serious criticism of any subject 

[1:20:23] FunfettiPhantom: yeah, i get where ur coming from 

[1:20:24] DerivativeDee: the dude wore purple overalls, he lost his right to be taken seriosuly 

[1:20:24] Soviet_Nuke: monkaS

[1:20:25] vip subscriber moonshaped: I mean there's a donut 

[1:20:29] vip subscriber moonshaped: OH MY GOD I Just got it! 

[1:20:37] vip subscriber moonshaped: The donut is HOLEY 

[1:20:38] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: this guy converted to being a catholic in 2006 

[1:20:44] Palantirii: if they get upset at the words "god dammit" boy are they gonna be unhappy with us talking about getting fingerblasted by christ 

[1:20:45] Soviet_Nuke: omg

[1:20:48] premium QuickSickness: @GreatSphynx I don't think those people would last long on Twitch 

[1:20:52] ivanlyy: FeelsGoodMan

[1:20:53] Soviet_Nuke: monkaS

[1:21:01] CrunchyMarrow: kermit the frog FeelsGoodMan

[1:21:03] BobbiB0I: @muteberry converted from what tho? 

[1:21:03] CrunchyMarrow: KermiePls 

[1:21:06] bits Jane_Inferno: FeelsGoodMan

[1:21:08] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: docDis

[1:21:10] staveface: KermiePls 

[1:21:11] bresh_: greats8Bunji

[1:21:20] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: UHHH 

[1:21:22] bits Jane_Inferno: NUDE 

[1:21:23] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: bro 

[1:21:23] premium QuickSickness: monkaS

[1:21:24] FunfettiPhantom: huh 

[1:21:24] bresh_: what 

[1:21:25] bresh_: no 

[1:21:26] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: vargKermit KermiePls vargKermit

[1:21:28] DerivativeDee: stream BANNED 

[1:21:28] Soviet_Nuke: monkaS

[1:21:29] Palantirii: ??? 

[1:21:30] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: YOU SHOULD PROBABLY WEAR CLOTHES AROUND THE KIDS 

[1:21:35] bresh_: or a pee??? 

[1:21:36] vip subscriber moonshaped: I'm sorry I don't listen to songs from souless animals 

[1:21:38] Soviet_Nuke: he wants to be a bigger nut 

[1:21:40] Palantirii: fuckin pervert puppet 

[1:21:40] ivanlyy: oh now i understand the persecution of christ 

[1:21:51] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[1:21:53] bresh_: PogChamp

[1:21:53] Palantirii: you deserve the persecution, you obscene little fruit 

[1:21:54] bits Jane_Inferno: Kreygasm

[1:21:59] glitchcon2020 tiberiumMatt: FBBlock

[1:22:00] vip subscriber moonshaped: Oh it's a seed. Nevermind 

[1:22:07] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: is this about jesus...?? 

[1:22:09] DerivativeDee: i get the feeling that mrs. johnson screams at the kids backstage 

[1:22:09] bresh_: GayPride

[1:22:11] bits Jane_Inferno: PogChamp

[1:22:12] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: is this a metaphor?? 

[1:22:13] premium QuickSickness: HE ASCENDS 

[1:22:17] DerivativeDee: LUL WTF 

[1:22:17] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: he craves strength, power... control greats8Bunji

[1:22:19] Palantirii: you grow any clothes yet, perv? 

[1:22:20] moistfingerz: damn that trunk is thicc 

[1:22:21] vip subscriber moonshaped: Sphynx, everything is about Jesus. Keep up. 

[1:22:22] CrunchyMarrow: lalala monkaS

[1:22:25] CrunchyMarrow: just sing along 

[1:22:26] premium lmaoboat: Dunkin is the one true god 

[1:22:26] FunfettiPhantom: mustard is a tree? 

[1:22:28] bresh_: naked tree 

[1:22:28] Soviet_Nuke: if you die for jesus you will be planted 

[1:22:30] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: MorshuRTX

[1:22:39] Palantirii: alright which one of you wants to bang the mustard tree. fess up 

[1:22:42] Soviet_Nuke: and grow to be a tree 

[1:22:52] CrunchyMarrow: I want to live a life as a carrot 

[1:23:02] bresh_: absolute deadpan 

[1:23:02] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: @muteberry from Presbyterian. Stuff made with Catholicism in mind would have nuns or priests in it and would go over the sacrements n shit - Protestant Christianity is the result of reform after the catholic church tried making you pay money to be forgiven 

[1:23:05] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: WeirdDoc

[1:23:06] Soviet_Nuke: even shes not buying it 

[1:23:15] Palantirii: "just because something's buried" like a body? 

[1:23:17] premium QuickSickness: really laying it on thick dude 

[1:23:18] bresh_: they fucking KILLED HIM 

[1:23:28] bits Jane_Inferno: @Palantirii exactly 

[1:23:30] CrunchyMarrow: stfu andy 

[1:23:30] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: ...he was entombed though not buried? 

[1:23:34] vip subscriber moonshaped: nice smock 

[1:23:40] DerivativeDee: i went to a Presbyterian church as a kid, shit was wild LUL

[1:23:40] bresh_: cool hair bri 

[1:23:40] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: wait the last supper was passover? 

[1:23:48] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i didnt know that LUL

[1:23:52] CrunchyMarrow: yeah sphynx 

[1:23:54] vip subscriber moonshaped: it was? 

[1:23:56] CrunchyMarrow: thats what easter is 

[1:23:56] vip subscriber premium VirtuaLiteXP: LUL

[1:23:57] premium QuickSickness: I'm waiting for Joseph Seed to make an appearance 

[1:23:58] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: @DerivativeDee yeah thats a "Speaking in tounges" church and that shit is a HOOT 

[1:23:58] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: i mean i guess 

[1:23:59] vip subscriber moonshaped: That doesn't make sense. 

[1:24:03] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: the donut and the child told me 

[1:24:04] Soviet_Nuke: neo christian canon 

[1:24:05] Palantirii: yeah it's a passover seder 

[1:24:07] vip subscriber moonshaped: Oh guys I have a really nice item I found a week ago. 

[1:24:08] bits Jane_Inferno: well they didn't KNOW it was gonna be the Last Supper at the time 

[1:24:08] FunfettiPhantom: wtf is a religion 

[1:24:08] bresh_: i'm not up to date on christian lore 

[1:24:11] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: jesus get that bread 

[1:24:21] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: jesus drank that cup 

[1:24:22] Palantirii: well, it depends on which bible you read tbh 

[1:24:23] CrunchyMarrow: WaLuigi is Jesus 

[1:24:25] CrunchyMarrow: got it 

[1:24:31] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: ok weird lyrics again 

[1:24:35] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: phrasing 

[1:24:35] bresh_: that was some weak ass bread 

[1:24:36] FunfettiPhantom: mmm bread 

[1:24:41] Soviet_Nuke: can you imagine the shame you had to live with after starring in this 

[1:24:43] Palantirii: cannibalism siskoGrin

[1:24:47] bresh_: break my body jesus Kreygasm

[1:24:47] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: this is my bong, broken for you jesus 

[1:24:51] DerivativeDee: @muteberry absolutely, saw people running up and down the aisles, screaming and shit, i'll never forget it 

[1:24:58] ivanlyy: last supper official reconstruction work 

[1:25:27] glhf-pledge XtemmA: what is this place? 

[1:25:32] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: LUL

[1:25:36] Soviet_Nuke: heaven 

[1:25:38] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: hell 

[1:25:39] DerivativeDee: LUL

[1:25:43] vip subscriber moonshaped: Why does that little girl look 40 

[1:25:44] bresh_: what 

[1:25:46] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: @DerivativeDee its really hard to take that shit seriously as an outsider, i'm pretty sure most new memebers come from different churches, especially now - there's a reason why the world is leaving religion behind 

[1:25:47] glhf-pledge XtemmA: i see 

[1:25:48] staveface: BibleThump

[1:25:51] FunfettiPhantom: Yeaj, i was gonna say 

[1:25:52] glhf-pledge XtemmA: hail satan 

[1:25:59] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: mr johnson is secret jesus 

[1:25:59] vip subscriber moonshaped: Also there were no girls at the last supper. 

[1:26:07] ivanlyy: kids were too much of a downer for mrs. j 

[1:26:16] CrunchyMarrow: @moonshaped wasnt there that one lady who washed feet 

[1:26:20] FunfettiPhantom: I don't blame her 

[1:26:24] vip subscriber moonshaped: Mary Magdaline I think? 

[1:26:27] vip subscriber moonshaped: Maybe? 

[1:26:27] subscriber glhf-pledge muteberry: @moonshaped with as many prostitutes he kept around you'd think he'd have some after dinner entertainment 

[1:26:34] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: how does that work btw 

[1:26:34] bresh_: uhhh romans? 

[1:26:35] vip subscriber moonshaped: Youd think! 

[1:26:39] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: like someone else dying for everyones sins 

[1:26:42] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: like before and after 

[1:26:47] vip subscriber moonshaped: magic 

[1:26:51] CrunchyMarrow: i dont understand it either sphynx 

[1:26:54] broadcaster turbo GreatSphynx: like the transitive property of sinning